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Noah's ark to Brazilian ...
The summary of the opera - a must



The VIVAPETS (Brazilian )

Whoever wrote this deserves a "10"!
One day the Lord called Noah who lived in Brazil and ordered him:
- BEFORE 12/21/2012, six months before, (NEW END OF THE WORLD) will rain continuously for 40 days and 40 nights, to which Brazil is covered by the waters.

The wicked will be destroyed, but
want to save the righteous and a couple of each animal species.
Go and build an ark of wood.
In time, the thunder gave warning and lightning flashed in the sky.

Noah cried, kneeling in the backyard of his home when he heard
the Lord's voice sounded angry in the clouds:

- Where is the ark, Noah?
- Forgive me, Lord, begged the man.
I did my best, but I found lots of difficulties: First

tried to obtain a license from City Hall,
but for this, besides the high rates to obtain the license, I was asked
also a contribution to campaign for election of mayor.

need of money, went to the banks and could not
loan, even accepting those interest rates ...

The Fire Department required a fire prevention system, but I managed to get around, bribing an official.

then problems began with IBAMA and
FEPAM for logging. I said they were
ITS orders, but they just wanted to know if I had a "Reforestation Project" and a so-
"Management Plan".

Meanwhile they also discovered a couple
animals kept in my backyard .. Besides the heavy

Fine, the inspector spoke of "non-bailable Arrest" and I ended up having to kill the tax, because
for this crime, the law is more lenient.

When I decided to start work on race, appeared to CREA and fined me because I had a Naval
responsible for construction.

Then came the Union requiring me to hire its carpenters with guaranteed employment for one year.
Next came the IRS,
speaking on "external signs of wealth" and also fined me.
Finally, when the City Department for the Environment requested the "Environmental Impact Report" on the area to be flooded, I showed the map of Brazil.

Then they wanted me a psychiatric hospital!
Lucky that the INSS was to strike ...

Noah finished the story crying
but noting that the sky lightened asked

- Lord, then you will not destroy more than Brazil?
- No! - Replied the voice from the clouds
- From what I hear you, Noah,
arrived late!

The government already has undertaken to do this!